Published 13:58 IST, February 28th 2020
Rib-tickling dialogues from Anushka Sharma starrer 'Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola'
Anushka Sharma played the role of Bijlee in 'Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola'. Here are the best dialogues of this dark comedy movie you must check out.
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Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola stars Pankaj Kapur, Anushka Sharma and Imran Khan in lead roles. This black-comedy film revolves around Hukum Singh Matru, an educated Haryanvi lad, who returns to his vill. Harry (Kapur) dreams of selling a vill’s land to government for his benefit. Harry is a witty man whose personality undergoes a drastic change when he consumes alcohol.
He starts talking about well-being of villrs and becomes a social worker. Matru takes advant of Harry’s weakness to save land as shrewd politicians try to snatch land forcefully from helpless villrs. We have compiled some of best dialogues from this film that will give you bouts of laughter.
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Hillarious dialogues from Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola:
Matru: Kitni baar samjhaye tujhe, kachha baniyan pehen ke mat jaaya kar talaab mein
Bijlee: Toh kya utaar kar jaya karu? Kachha ya banyan?
Mandola: Waise tu hai kaun?
Matru: Kutta hun
Mandola: Jab dil saand ho na tohhar ladki bhains dikhai deti hai meri jaan
Bijlee: Shaadi karle mujhse… karega?
Matru: Shaadi? Tujhse? Ehh
Matru: Thaari beti, thaari bhains, thaari gaddi, thaari chaddi, kisi se bhi shaadi karne ke liye taiyaar hoon
Bijlee: Do you understand English?
Mandola: Gala sookh raha hai mara, tu gaddi chala, peechhe baithke peeta hoon
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Matru: Tu rokega, nahi toh main chalaunga kaise?
Mandola: Tu chalayega nahi toh main rokunga kaise?
Mandola: Kal raat kitne peg peeye maine?
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13:58 IST, February 28th 2020