Corporate Jargons: People share hilarious 'Office' phrases on Twitter

With every organisational set up having its own corporate jargon to communicate, a Twitter user recently posted a tweet wherein she asked people to talk about their own best phrases used in their office. The question prompted a lot of people to share and a few of them described - "I’m a little confused" as their favourite. i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other. "I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry. what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases? — delia paunescu (@delia_p) January 29, 2020 this is when i do my "big ask," right? 1) stop falling for nonsense corporate jargon. just say/write what you really mean! professionally, ofc 2) i'm writing a piece about this corporate jargon phenomenon. lmk if you want to publish it! 3) subscribe to my tv newsletter🙏 — delia paunescu (@delia_p) January 30, 2020 People share hilarious corporate jargons “We’ll table that for now” and “let’s sidebar” are fun ways to get shut down in a group chat — Aoife “Fe” Baker 🦕🐯🧠🌈 (@vivaciousvandal) January 29, 2020 Stealing from somewhere but it’s true: “I hope this helps!”=never ask me for anything ever again — Lala Escargot, collector of curses 🎉 (@guitarpsichord) January 29, 2020 "Sorry, I was on mute." - I have no interest in this meeting whatsoever. — AT&T (@ATT) January 29, 2020 “I’m balancing a lot this week” = “Just a quick reminder that I’m not your employee.” — David Gibb (@DaveWritesJunk) January 29, 2020 "Just circling back on this" = "I just need you do answer. A goddamn 'yes' or 'no' will do, JUST ANSWER." — Alisha Grauso (@AlishaGrauso) January 29, 2020 "Thank you for your patience." You were, in fact, everything but patient. — Hungry for new job (@MonnichiArt) January 30, 2020 Can’t think of one at the moment. Why don’t we “put a pin in it?” Better yet, let’s “pencil in a date to meet and discuss”. — Leon Mandel (@mandelino) January 30, 2020 Read: Sun's Surface Or Caramel Popcorn? Photos Trigger Hilarious Memes “Please let me know if I can assist any further with this” = “I’m done helping you” — Matthew Barry (@therealmdbarry) January 30, 2020 “I wanted to follow up” - you forgot didn’t you? Didn’t you? Am I a joke to you?! — Jamie Keller (@Jamie7Keller) January 29, 2020 Read: Varun Dhawan-Nora Fatehi's Twerking Step In 'Garmi' Attracts Hilarious Comments, Memes "Let's take this offline." We were in a real-life meeting. There's no online or offline. — Steve Horton (@tropicalsteve) January 29, 2020 Guilty! I often say "Sorry for being unclear" when I mean "Christ! How many times do i have to go over this, Mark?" — Daniel Mccrea (@DanielMccrea_) January 30, 2020 Read: US Police Tweet About Boulder Goes Viral For A Hilarious Reasons Read: Edge’s Wife Posts Hilarious Tweet After Star's WWE Comeback At Royal Rumble 2020

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Corporate Jargons: People share hilarious 'Office' phrases on Twitter

Corporate Jargons: A Twitter user shared a tweet wherein she asked people to talk about the best phrases used in their office and people shared funny responses

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